Perhaps the California farmers, who depend on migrant Mexican labor, have got the wrong business model. Instead of paying workers to pick their fruit, they should try another strategy: making customers pay to pick the fruit themselves. Savvy farmers all over the country have discovered a practice that might not work as a nationwide agricultural policy, but that has allowed some economically inefficient orchards to thrive[what exactly is your definition of 'economically inefficient'? I guess we'll soon find out]: Encourage yuppies and their progeny to come pick your fruit—they'll pay handsomely for the privilege, buy more than they'd ordinarily consume, and then shell out for all sorts of other value-added products. It's the best use of child labor since Manchester's early 19th century textile mills. [I'm a little confused- so due to the fact that pick-your-own orchards draw people like tourist attractions, they are taking advantage of peoples' labor? More so than those who underpay migrant farm workers? Or, is the fact that some people are guilty of over-consumption somehow endemic to the pick-your-own model? Do tell]
Apple picking is a cherished rite of fall[absolutely, or if you live where I do, a cherished rite of late Summer as well], a wholesome and fun family outing, a throwback to a simpler time when people weren't so disconnected from the production of their sustenance. I look forward to it every year. It's also a wasteful scam. [Ah- you had me until "wasteful scam"- continue]
We've been educated (or bullied, depending on your outlook) by foodies like Alice Waters and Dan Barber [my understanding is that picking apples pre-dates the yuppie food chic of Alice Waters, but o.k.] to adopt the European concept of terroir—the best stuff to consume is the stuff grown in closest proximity. [Actually, this isn't my understanding of terroir. I first heard this term, when learning about wine, as a description of the fact that the environment in which produce is grown affects its flavor and other qualities. Terre = 'earth' or 'ground' in French, and I don't think you would argue that the soil, water, air, and other factors in the crop's environment affect its growth and outcome, right Dan? It seems as if you're making terroir into a straw-man prescriptive (rather than merely descriptive) notion that you can conveniently take down later.] For people in the Northeast, that's fine in the summer, when the Union Square Greenmarket bursts with locally grown exotic greens, yellow squash, and heirloom tomatoes of such flavor (and cost) as to make a gourmand weep. [Oh, ok, I see- by "Northeast" you mean "downtown New York City"- this clarifies things a bit!]
But in the fall, while the region's landscape lights up with foliage, the farm stands' color palette becomes more drab: potatoes, root vegetables, pumpkins, gourds, and, of course, apples. And so, to the pick-your-own orchards we go. [Just one of the facts of local eating- you learn to acclimate yourself to the seasons. In the fall and winter, produce is hearty and drab- if you don't eat drab in the winter, you are not in touch with what the season really is. And if you don't eat drab for a few months, the brighter fruit of summer won't seem that much more special and delicious. Besides, I can think of things more drab than pumpkins, gourds, and apples]
we ate all these apples we picked- and went back for more!
On Sunday, we experienced a more laid-back, echt version of apple-picking on a postcard-perfect day at Bartlett's Orchard in the Berkshires.
The apple-picking experience sheds light on some unflattering truths about the American economy.
First, we regard nature as a realm to be conquered and tamed for our recreation, not to be preserved and nourished for its own sake. [Sorry to tell you this, but plenty of people do not view apple picking as land-grab attempt, let alone an amusement park. Also, I would question what you mean by nature as something existing "for its own sake" since the very concept of "nature" is human-made, but that's a different discussion] At the orchards, kids are instructed on how to pick apples—twist them gently—in such a way that leaves the tree intact. (Of course, for every child who closely adheres to the instructions, there's another who shakes the branch heartily, sending a cascade of smaller apples, leaves, and branches down to the ground.) [Here, I humbly submit that these children are behaving in such a way that suggests that their parents see apple orchards as "a realm to be conquered and tamed for our recreation." It would seem that all around the country, in competitive NYC nursery schools and elsewhere, children are absorbing the lessons of a hurried, harried cultural climate. You can see this at parties, buffets, schools, why pick on apple orchards?] But these trees are hardly natural. They aren't the sort of majestic, voluptuous apple trees you would have found in the Garden of Eden. They're dwarf apple trees, stumpy bushes engineered so that their fruit grows just a few feet off the ground. [Here, it is up to you to show us that apple orchards not designed for the U-Pick market reach the Edenic heights of which you speak. Somehow, I doubt that "real" apple orchards involve pickers climbing tens of feet into the air to pick apples off of "real" trees, but that's just me] They're the veal calves of the fruit world. [Ouch, Dan, you really hurt this apple-pickin' vegan with that line]
these might be dwarf apple trees, but the apples on them are plenty real- and big
In the United States, overconsumption is encouraged as a positive good (see under: McMansions, SUVs, all-you-can-eat buffets). [I agree with you here, Dan, wholeheartedly. And yet, picking my own apples at various apple orchards around my town is part of my non-overconsumption lifestyle. Now how's that?] Add pick-your-own apples to the list. At Silverman's Farm, pickers have a choice: $14 for a small bag and $24 for a large bag. At Bartlett's, it's less: $9 for a peck (10 pounds), $15 for a bushel (20 pounds). [Poor guy- those prices are way higher than what the non-tourist-trappy apple orchards charge. Here, I've paid as little as 30 cents a pound for the "seconds" that I use for cooking and baking, but even the pretty apples are only around 70 cents a pound if you know where to go] But even though consumers here avoid all the supply-chain costs they would pay at a grocery store, it's not that much cheaper. At Peapod, a 3-pound bag of apples goes for $2.79, about 93 cents a pound. [See, this is where I have serious problems with your argument, and this gets to the heart of what can be good about the eating local mentality. I'd say the real price of those apples at your neighborhood grocer would ideally involve the environmental impact of those $2.79 apples. Where did they come from? How were they grown? How many extra chemicals did it take for them to survive the journey? Who picked them, and under what conditions? How are the workers at Peapod treated? Most importantly, did the apples come from an economically depressed region of the state, the country, or the world, where the farmers made the decision that shipping their apples to fetch the higher prices that you would pay for apples in New York City is worth more to them than selling their apples to the inhabitants of their own region?]
And, just as people who visit wineries end up walking away with a case instead of a bottle [not me! Is that a Park Slope thing?], it's a given that people leave pick-your-own orchards with a surfeit of apples. We left with two almost-full small bags, about 20 pounds, or between 60 and 70 apples. In a good week at home, we'll go through a dozen. [Wait- how many people are in your family? Let's say 3 - in a good week, each of you eat four apples? Yikes. Here's an idea- eat more apples! Ever tried having apples instead of fries as a side to your falafel burger?] Pickers tell themselves they'll put the farm-fresh apples to good use: making homemade apple sauce, or whipping up an apple pie. [I do and I do] But most people don't have the time. [This is a statement of attitude as much as anything. Daiku and I, who both work at stressful jobs, simply make the time to do these things. Buying applesauce when you can make it easily (toss some apples in the oven or the crockpot) just doesn't make sense] Besides, pick-your-own orchards sell the processed versions right there, in the irresistible form of apple cider and apple-cider donuts. (Even when they go to pick fresh produce, Americans use it as an excuse to consume deep-fried, carb-loaded junk.) [Well, I agree with you there, but I don't buy the junk, and many people who pick apples at orchards don't either. Dan, have you explored the wide world of vegan food blogging? Perhaps it's time you start...]
above: local apples cut into "fries" accompany a homemade falafel burger
Apple-picking also makes us vulnerable to that peculiarly American malady: the paradox of choice. Sophisticated American consumers must develop the ability to pick and choose among hundreds of varieties of wine, cheese, chocolate, and coffee. Well, like everything else in life, apple connoisseurship can be reduced to a convenient spreadsheet. Did you know that Granny Smith apples are tart and are superb for pies but poor for sauce, while Sun Crisp are tangy sweet and are very good for salad but only fair for pies? And how can you keep track of all the different varieties once they're in the bag? [This is only if you see apples as another hyper-competitive realm in which to demonstrate connoisseurship and expertise. I would submit to you that many people pick apples to eat apples. If you follow the calendar, you'll see that different apples reach their peak ripeness at different times of the season, and if you bake a lot, you'll know that those spreadsheets of which you speak are merely guidelines. Sometimes, Dan, you can even throw a non-Granny Smith apple into a pie. Honest!] If you thought comparing apples to oranges was a fruitless endeavor, try comparing apples to apples. [You're right. Keeping track of countless varieties of apples is tough. Better never go apple picking again. Oh Dan...don't throw out the local food baby with the too many apple varieties bathwater!]
32 comments:
Way to go Bazu! You should send that in to the NYTimes or somebody! Made me think and laugh as well. Need to get home so I can post for blog action day!
haha, I agree with vegan_noodle - this post is filled with humor, yet the content is quite thought-provoking as well. excellent post in honor of Blog Action Day, Bazu!! :0)
Great post! I love your comments and had fun reading!
Courtney
Ah, this post would be the apple of any blog action day's eye. And Dan is way too cynical for his own good and that's coming from a NYC native.
I would gladly pay to pick my own apples! yum, apples...I happen to have a 2lb bag of macouns that I plan on finishing all by myself in a few days- might be too much for Dan to handle...
Really interesting and funny post. Thanks, Bazu! Makes me want an apple. :)
Thanks for the great post, bazu. I agree, this guy has a very narrow concept of local food and you-pick fruit. All the orchards I've been to are cheaper if you pick the fruit yourself. Or you can choose from the bruised or ugly bins at the back, or pay more for picture-perfect individuals.
He also completely ignores the environmental and social impact of eating locally and being conscious of where food comes from.
What a clueless, cynical yuppy. I'm glad you've put him in his place!
Oh, Bazu, I love this! Smart and witty. Love the bit about Gross's concept of "the Northeast" as being NYC-oriented. I hope the Slate eds see this :-)
I love your lucidity, Bazu. It's amazing how "journalists" [and I use the term loosely] can spout their mouths off and come across as experts when it's obvious they haven't really scratched the surface of researching or thinking through an argument.
Tell him, sistah!
This is a great post, bazu. I also feel so frustrated when people dismiss good concepts because of the foolish way in which many people adopt them (e.g. the whole hybrid car thing). Anyway, I'm so glad that you took the time to reply point by point (way to show off those hard-earned analytical skills, eh?). Now if only that journalist could get a few of them...
Dan is a big baby and an uninformed snob. Your comments are right on, Bazu! I usually eat 2 apples a day, though not always from the farmers markets. And I don't know much about wine and cheese, but I know I can bake a darn good pie with any apples I want to! By the way, I've been testing your "blemished apples" theory, so far just at the grocer. I'll get back to you after I've tested from the farmers market.
Also, thanks for spreading the word about blog action day! I wouldn't have known about it otherwise.
And of course, feel free to replicate the Bill Maher video - that's what spreading the information is all about :-)
I agree with everyone, this post is the best I've read for BAD all day! go Bazu, GO!
Nice work! I love your comments, Bazu. I never thought about apple picking as being seen as evil. "They're the veal calves of the fruit world???" oh my. So silly. I love the time you put into your responses. Thank you for defending this. I'm going to get me some apples soon now!!!! (and I'll use ALL of them and not buy the processes things sold at the farm, if they have any... I just want local apples!)
Great post bazu. I read through all of it despite being in a real hurry to go to work. I like it!
An enjoyable and stimulating read, Bazu! :) I find it hard to understand this guy's negativity...seems like surely there are more worthwhile things to bash than pick-your-own apples?
Weird. I'm not sure what the author of the article is even trying to do? Is he serious? Sometimes it seems like he is joking. ---Maybe that is just because his statements seem so asinine.
Well, I cooked up some sourdough pancakes this morning and mixed in some strawberries from my freezer. They were leftover from "pick your own" this summer. The taste of produce that is freshly picked, is so far superior. It might cost a little more, but it supports local farms and uses less fossil fuels.
Awesome post! I enjoyed reading your thoughts. You really hit home on everything.
People like Dan are infuriating to me, but I truly believe that he is just a lazy, selfish, cheap person who is trying to validate his reasons for being so. I firmly believe that of all those types of people! If only he knew what super market food and fast food was doing to his body!
Anyway, I'm so glad there are people like you who really know what to say and how to say it. When I try to find a comeback, I get so frazzled, I can never put the words together! I end up coming up with, 'You big, stupid idiot!' LoL Maybe some day I can come up with intelligent responses. For now, I can rely on people like you!
Way to go. :)
You're awesome! Thanks for making my day with this post. I agree that you should send it to the NY Times.
I'm amazed that Dan can be so bitter about something so innocuous as apple picking. Why do you hate the apples, Dan, why?
It's a testament to his journalistic integrity (or lack of) that he didn't even touch on the environmental reasons for eating local foods. And comparing apples to veal calves? Wow.
Wow, what a thorough and informative post! Maybe I should try a different orchard next time, because where I went, it cost $18 for a half bushel. Still, I'm sure that the quality far outweighs that of what might be found in the supermarket, and it's probably cheaper anyways. Plus, I've been have so much fun making my own apple sauce with the surplus, something I'd never thought of doing with store-bought apples because of the price.
Thank goodness there is somebody out there who can contribute something more for Blog Action Day, than just my few links :-) ...I admit I envy all good writers, I'm so much of a visual person, I can only speak in photos sometimes *sob*
way to go!!! i love the post.
Hello Bazu:
Thank you for stopping by and leaving me your gracious comments. Before I forget, congrats on your Treehugger contest win of 1st place!
I am neither vegan nor vegetarian, but I enjoy food in general. I happened upon your site early on, and find myself looking forward to your posts and I check back daily.
What you have to say, what you share, is so genuine, informative, and sincere, that I feel I have learned and grown just from reading what you have to say, across the country.
Keep doing what you do, because you do make a difference...
Unilove
So well done!
I heard a piece on NPR yesterday about eating local - it was surprisingly good! They highlighted a Rochester restaurant that specializes in local and seasonal food (i checked out their website - not veggie friendly, so sad!) as well as a farmers market which only allows vendors whose food is grown within 100 miles of Rochester to participate. It was awesome.
Also - the hubby and I discovered a newish vegetarian/vegan cafe, I haven't eaten there yet but I'll be sure to post a review when I do!
When is the Halloween party?
I love it. Good job breaking it down.
I love how you totally took apart his silly "argument." Maybe he'll read this and think before he writes next time!
I also wanted to thank you for YOUR thank you. Elena was absolutely thrilled to get a package with her name on it, and when she saw what was inside, she was so happy. She's really proud of the t-shirt and button and wishes there were a walk for the animals near here. Oh, and she wants to adopt a chicken (not a turkey, for some reason) so you can consider that chicken another one of the many you have helped. Thank you!
PS--Dan is such a grouch that I wouldn't want him crowding up any apple orchard I was visiting. (Unfortunately, there are no apple orchards here, so I've never had the opportunity to pick any, but I would jump at the chance.)
There are always those people, like Dan, who have to ruin it for everyone else. Great idea for a post Bazu. I agree with you, of course, 100%. I am glad that you two were able to find such wonderful places to pick your own produce. Your sack of apples looks great but I'm really drooling over the basket of raspberries. It's been a long time since I've had some fresh raspberries and my mouth is watering.
You rock! Great post and very well thought out responses to his points. Hoorya for citizen journalism.
I hope you took the advice of some of the other folks here and sent this in. Even if they don't publish it, I would love for Dan to get to read your view.
what an original post for blog action day! I agree with everyone...you have some intelligent, insightful responses and some of them made me chuckle :-)
wah wah i hate apple picking. come on now. thanks for taking this hypercrite to task!
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